Teh Wozzinator

I has not read the Animorphs series... I is going to get a new pic, cause I don't like that one...

8/10 Mine will get a terrible rating...

I usually have an idea that I want to write down, and turn it into a poem. Simple like that. Actually, I come up with a lot of poetry in ...

Sorry, this isn't really a tip, but this is a hilarious video about poetry. Whether you've ever watched Ask a Ninja or not, this is hilarious. Maybe you'll start to ...

(ZT) I reached. I really did. I tried to reach Lexy's hand. But I couldn't. I couldn't move, still. I begged for help again. Not just a helping hand. It ...

Thanks, Stock... I actually can make myself look somewhat like a gangster--or so I've heard.

Yeah, I don't really like Miley Cyrus that much... I don't like Hannah Montana at all.... I meant on my pic, not my HP icon.

No. You cannot vote for yourself. Sorry, that made me sound really selfish... the reason I was asking is because SkaterPunk put up her own poem.

(ZT) "Guys," I said slowly, now slightly recovering, but still barely able to move. "I don't know how I'm going to get out of here, but we need to. More ...

Haha, actually, after I wrote it, I realized that it did sound like a Weird Al song, kind of. The difference is that this isn't a remix, which is what ...

... How come everyone gets comments except me. Everyone ignores me. XD Just kidding... Aedomir, that's not a bad pic... I don't get the Miley Cyrus thing, angi... Cat, I ...

What everyone else said in their first line... You have a really interesting rhythm going on here. It starts out long and starts to get shorter. I don't love it, ...

*Hey Firestar/The-name-that-I-know-but-probably-aren't-allowed-to-say-on-here :D I gave everyone a reason to trust you--at least for now. Well, at least I gave myself a reason. Maybe someday you'll re

(ZT) Crap! I thought as a newcomer landing in the woods and Mayze woke up. I crawled around and stood up to look at him, slowly letting my wing come ...

First, I wanted to say that I noticed you used "waned" a lot. This isn't a bad thing, just something I noticed. An edit: "“Are you telling me all you ...